OMG A NEW POST SIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO! hahahhaha i'm a blog-crasher!

everybody, please watch Deja Vu. Its a very nice movie! :) I usually don't like action movies but yah its very cool haha.

anyway, random photos to brighten up your day!



Keong Amer Jer Dick and Me!


can you see a star? I was the one who thought of it la. Super creative right. and look at Amer's PINK slippers. still say its red like mine.


twit-ish behaviour acting up. HAHA

BWEAHS.
LOL inside joke!

Okay this is ssoooo random, but I have nothing better to do. haha sorryyyy!

The Lord of the Blog Trilogy - The Return of the Chill Piller

Due to massive complaints from mo mo ren who live in the small country to the left of this entry ( the country is called tagboard), i have spammed 3 entries today. You can view their complaints by shifting your eyes to the left of this entry. bwahaha

this was done after maths tuition which leaves ur brain feeling like nth else.
man, my maths was horrible, now it is horribler hahaha...
but theres an addition to the class so more fun now la.
now got 3 noobs taking tuition at my hse hahaha.
Man i swear one day imma gonna own maths.. its just a matter of when
(p.s think it will take a lot more time so refer to this space when i announce officially when i start owning maths)

Well, im just rambling randomly to make up an entry haha. sorry for being pang seh today. i was feeling lazy and zzZ. i woke up and immeditely went to slp again. I swear i wont pang seh again unless there is a contingency.

Oh yea, im proud to announce, as a continuation to Punctuality Fatality, im getting more and more punctual liao.. now only 10 mins late at the most. bwahahah.. i know it doesnt sound much but to those who know me, they are think its a miracle alr.. will continue to work hard at this.

thats all folks.. i wanna go watch some bleach and naruto while eating my mom's curry..

p.s things are gonna get interesting from now on.. hehe

Movie ManiaZ

Finally managed to catch two movies, Mo Gong( the one with andy lau in it) and Casino Royale

Watched it with amer, gene,wb,noob,evadne. Man, i think it was good. Daniel Crag is handsome and macho tho a bit old. This 007 is back to basics and not as cool as the rest with Pierce Brosnan in it. He plays a more ah beng 007 in this movie. But of course the gals are still equally hot. Catch it if u haven cuz its long (about 2hr40mins) and has a good plot. No lamo gadgets too.

Quote of the day:
007 when he was being tortured in a very sick manner:
Now people are going to know u died scratching my balls!

Rating: 4/5 nachos




Watched it with KK.. haha acty hes the perfect person to watch it with cuz we are both interested in this kind of war/military/tactics ( acty just senseless killing) movie. Man, try sitting next to him. He will analyse the movie for 2 hours.

KK: wa how many balloons do u think they need to attack the city?

KK: wa chao cool imagine next time we try digging tunnels to attack the enemy.

and so on and on. Mo Gong is about a guy who is tasked with the job of
defending a city of 4000 against a 100000 man army. Along the way, the
various factions keep winning and losing. And it talks about philopshy too
cuz the various factions all have different ways of treating people. i enjoyed
the fighting scenes but hated the sad ending.

Quote of the day:
KK: wa how many balloons do u think they need to attack the city?

Rating: 3/5 nachos - not a show for everyone

Medicate Me, Babbbbyyyyyyy!!!!


Let me tell u how i fell sick.. i was watching Bleach one late night last week and was stuffing myself with junk food. The next day my throat felt wierd. And i knew it was coming.

Typical Medical case scenario for Homo sapien dicksonulauyunozonges

1) my throat will feel itchy and dry.
2) then i will kena sore throat
3) then i will drink a lot of water and pee like hell and it will go away
4) then i will start sneezing and have a runny nose
5) then i will have slight fever
6) then cough
7) then recover

of course this shld be typical for all typical homo sapiens. typically it would last a few days. typical homo sapiens would medicate with the typical medication until they syptoms disappear, whereby they shld typically stop taking the typical medication or they will experience typical side effects.

Haha as such i have decided to share my self prescribed medication routine. It may sound common-sensical but it is still useful. Especially after my near death exp earlier this yr where i nv take care of myself and my fever mutated into a montrous fever.

ok well, typically u shld do this,
1) eat PANADOL at the onset of ur sickness, and after meals. - for fever/cold/flu
2) eat Pi Pa Gao, with some hot water after it. - for coughs/sore throat
3) take Lemsip max lemon flavour( rmb to add sugar cuz it becomes like a lemonade if u add enough) when ur flu/cold sets in. - for fever/cold/flu
4) of course, drink lots of water and rest adequately.

haha thats the typical routine. do take note that, a flu is different from cold. typically wad we get is colds. flu is typically sth more serious and u shld see a doc typically.

-end of prescription-

A little about Cows and Sticks...

Today i had a family lunch at Jack's place. Well, you might think it was just a boring family lunch, but i was acty looking forward to it cuz i could meet my cousins and my two beautiful and cute little nieces. Yea im an UNCLE liao.. so old bwaha. Btw my cousins are grown up liao but they are all quite cool and its nice to hear to them talk cuz they are those jet-setting type. However the most impt point was that, since the day before, i was already wishing excitedly for a huge piece of juicy JACK's PLACE STEAK with potato and soup. And i was soooo looking forward to chowing down on that steak.

We spent half an hour looking thru the menu while waiting for the others to come. There was so much.. got Asian Butter Steak, Sambal steak, jack's special bla bla bla.. i couldnt make up my mind cuz i wasnt sure which was the largest. so i asked my cousin ( shes has a business in the US so i assume she would know everything)..

Me: " hey wads the difference btw tenderloin and sirloin?"
Me: " does this set has potato?"
Me: " so sirloin is bigger than tenderloin?"
Me: " are u sure the size of the steak is the same for the set lunch and the main course meal?"

and so on and so on. I had to make sure i made the right choice. Finally i settled for a sirloin set meal while my bro ate a tenderloin set. Man i was so excited cuz i was gonna own a huge piece of SIRLOIN OMG i have not eaten steak in about 20 yrs. ( i was secretly happy cuz my cousin said that tenderloin was thicker and therefore smaller bwahaha)

Finally the dishes came. Guess wad?

My bro's steak was absolutely HUGE. AND IT CAME ON A STEAMING HOT PLATE WITH A BIG POTATO BY THE SIDE.

MINE WAS SMALL AND THIN AND HAD NO POTATO AND IT CAME ON A PLAIN PLATE!!!

WTH...

immediately my face turned black. My dreams were dashed. i vowed that in the future, i will always order RIBEYE steak, and ask whether they serve it on a HOT PLATE with a POTATO.

For the sake of humanity, i have done research on cows.. As u can see from the above picture, it shows the various cuts of meat from a cow. ( im not promoting the slaughter of cows for meat or wad but this is good to know esp for future wives)

Tenderloin is a pretty good cut tho not the most expensive.
Sirloin, is a pretty lan cut. Quite cheap.

Next time, just order ribeye la. Wont be wrong one. and ask them to serve it on a Hot plate with a potato.

Before i end.. heres a joke: What's brown and sticky?





Ans: A STICK LA!

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